It's a longer story than just that. [ But ask the right question and she may just say

And at least Helen's decent enough not to pry on that - she's heard stories of him before ]

Neither have I. [ Despite how much said vampire may have tried ] Although they are extinct. [ And certainly were now, barring said one ]

Never have I ever had a one night stand. [ Oh, sorry Jenna. She was a romantic, and it didn't count if it was more than one night ]